To darling Devonny,
Thanks for reserving such a beautiful house for me. I will move in shortly, I believe by next week. I hope to see you there at the christening of my new abode!
-Love Renée
Chapter 14 June 25, 2008
Excerpt from the diary of Devonny Winden,
As my past diary entries have proven, I must’ve been a love blinded fool to have lived a lie for this long…
Chapter 13 June 4, 2008
Excerpt from journal of Lex Winden,
I’ve been spending a lot of time playing the piano lately, it’s supposed to help and expand my creative expertise. But lately. I don’t think I can live like this anymore. Devonny has been paranoid ever since I became friends with April Scarlett down the road…
Chapter 11 May 13, 2008
Dear Jonathan,
Never ever hire nannies. If you ever learn anything from me, never ever hire nannies. Mom might have meant well but I came home today,(several weeks after we hired the incompetent nanny) I came home to an MIA nanny, and a Melissie on top of a counter!
Chapter 10 April 30, 2008
Excerpt from the diary of Devonny Winden,
She arrived at our front door very recently and I cannot say I am pleased to see the trollop appear on our property…
Chapter 9 April 20, 2008
Dear Cara,
Still hitting the bars every night? Too bad I can’t be there to get pissed with you. Sorry for not writing, but I’ve been well, busy. Littlebrook’s been too peaceful. Every man here is either married or uninteresting. Sure I left the city because I wanted a new start and to start my hunt again for “the one.” But I do miss the lifestyle I had when I lived downtown.
Chapter 7 April 5, 2008
Excerpt from the journal of Lex Winden,
Devonny’s been mad at me for over two weeks now, she didn’t even bother cleaning the dishes from last night’s dinner! And I’m sure it’s not those “mood swings” women go through during pregnacy…
Chapter 5 March 19, 2008
Dear Jonathan,
My mother changing her ways? Hah! Nice joke there Jon! You should’ve seen the moment when she saw the bill being delivered. She ran outside and started flirting with the mailman as if HE was the one that we were going to pay! (See what I mean when I resemble my mother in the least? She should just go dye her hair blonde! I must’ve been my father’s child… whoever he is.)
Unfortunately for mom, she was hitting on the wrong kind of guy. He was apparently gay and was having an affair with the paper boy. Well, that’s what my mom told me but seriously, ugh pedophile much? I’m fed up with her entire act of attempting to woo the entire male population here at Littlebrook.
Chapter 3 March 12, 2008
Excerpt from the diary of Devonny Winden,
I don’t know what is wrong with Lex lately… he seems quite disturbed and distant lately. Just the other day, he came home from work and barely even talked to me…
Chapter 2 March 10, 2008
Excerpt from Lex’s journal,
Oh bloody hell, Devonny’s pregnant! It’s a miracle, I know, but with us just moving in, a month ago, are we financially ready? I never planned on having a family this early in my life, and I guess that’s what made me marry Devonny at the age of twenty. Her body isn’t suited for having children so I never thought we would have little children running around so early. On a further note, I can’t believe I’m just a mere mascot for the Littlebrook Llamas. But it can’t be helped, my past reputation from Green Valley Goats wouldn’t help here, they’re mortal enemies for God’s sakes…
